Form DLH-1Department of Launch HomicideCase files open
We just killed
Every case links to the original post. All victims are believed to be alive and well.
Exhibit 1 · The outbreak
It started as a joke. Then it became a genre.
Exhibit 2 · The morgue
The most murdered products on the internet.
Each one pronounced dead, repeatedly, in public. Each one still taking signups.
Exhibit 4 · Most wanted
Repeat offenders.
Approach with caution. They will try to kill your SaaS too.
Exhibit 5 · Fresh case files
The latest kills, straight from the scene.
The case files
Every kill on record.
Each case links to the original post. Quotes and numbers as they appeared when the file was opened.
The morgue
Here lie the products we killed.
Ranked by how many times each was publicly pronounced dead. Open a drawer for its death certificate.
Most wanted
Repeat offenders.
Accounts with more than one kill claim on file. Bounty is the total likes their kills collected.
Outbreak report
How a launch-post cliché went viral.
Kill claims per month. Bars are clickable. The red line is the running body count.
Report a kill
Witnessed a murder?
Saw a launch post that “just killed” something? File a report on X with #WeJustKilled and a link to the scene. Our detectives (one tired DevRel) will review the evidence.
Rules of evidence
- The account has to claim its own launch killed something.
- Hype threads (“X just killed Y 🤯”) don’t count. Neither does actual crime.
- Be nice. Everyone here is shipping.